An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by

a knock on their door late one night. Morris, the husband got

up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating

man staring back at him.

"Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose all

my money!" the old man screamed.

"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist."

"Oh, thank goodness!" said Morris with much relief. Then he

shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!"

p/s: is there any man of this kind out there?? lol... soooo.... wtf!!