Man & Wife

An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by
a knock on their door late one night. Morris, the husband got
up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating
man staring back at him.
"Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose all
my money!" the old man screamed.
"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist."
"Oh, thank goodness!" said Morris with much relief. Then he
shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!"
p/s: is there any man of this kind out there?? lol... soooo.... wtf!!


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